What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 00:49
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
What is your favorite cuckold experience?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!